Megmapfob is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless jaguar.

Megmapfob created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megmapfob, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Megmapfob, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Megmapfob's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Megmapfob's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Megmapfob.

2. Megmapfob must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Megmapfob in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not hurt cats.