Hakkabkem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, witless hydra.

Hakkabkem created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hakkabkem, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hakkabkem, he will be very unhappy.

Hakkabkem's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hakkabkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Hakkabkem in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray immersed in water.