Wodbelltonk is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable horse.

Wodbelltonk created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wodbelltonk, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wodbelltonk, it will destroy your home solar system.

Wodbelltonk's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Wodbelltonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles.

2. Do not hurt pigs.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

4. Wodbelltonk must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not covet oxen.