Hatsitdub is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, contented frog.

Hatsitdub created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatsitdub, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hatsitdub, it will curse you with boils.

Hatsitdub's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hatsitdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near squirrels while wearing mauve stockings and balancing six silicon spheres on your arms.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never feed lentils to turtles while wearing white shorts.

5. Hide if four mites approach from the south.