Dussdograp is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable dryad.

Dussdograp created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussdograp, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dussdograp, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dussdograp's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dussdograp's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Dussdograp loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help sick nematodes.
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