Quimdodcum is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful
camel.
Quimdodcum created time and space four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Quimdodcum, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Quimdodcum, she will destroy your home planet.
Quimdodcum's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Quimdodcum's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Do not kill snails.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Put Quimdodcum first in all things.