Weeganbit is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind alligator.

Weeganbit created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weeganbit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Weeganbit, she will make you grow a tail.

Weeganbit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Weeganbit's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near tapirs while wearing blue trousers and balancing six aluminium spheres on your neck.

3. Never paint your arms purple.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Never eat bark.
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