Fiddogtun is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, tiresome cow.

Fiddogtun created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fiddogtun, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fiddogtun, she will not invite you to parties.

Fiddogtun's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fiddogtun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs in need.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Never feed rice to shrews while wearing shirts.

5. Do not kill dolphins.