Hivzanfid is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, sapient dugong.

Hivzanfid created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivzanfid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hivzanfid, he will not care at all.

Hivzanfid's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hivzanfid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three badgers approach from the west.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.