Wipvegtif is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, almighty frog.

Wipvegtif created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipvegtif, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wipvegtif, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wipvegtif's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Wipvegtif's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Wipvegtif on top of all buildings.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wipvegtif.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.