Mipcubnell is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless jellyfish.

Mipcubnell created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipcubnell, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipcubnell, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Mipcubnell's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Mipcubnell's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about whales.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.