Yaryarptig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, ill-tempered naga.

Yaryarptig created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yaryarptig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yaryarptig, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yaryarptig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Yaryarptig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yaryarptig's name in vain.

2. Yaryarptig loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.