Bembomnarlbagfig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective hyena.

Bembomnarlbagfig created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bembomnarlbagfig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bembomnarlbagfig, it will turn you into a puffin.

Bembomnarlbagfig's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bembomnarlbagfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Never hurt badgers.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Bembomnarlbagfig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed gooseberries to swans while wearing green hats.