Ragfigrul is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving bear.

Ragfigrul created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragfigrul, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ragfigrul, it will not care at all.

Ragfigrul's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Ragfigrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Always obey Ragfigrul's priests.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near ants while wearing black coats.

5. Do not take Ragfigrul's name in vain.