Bafvenbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, weak unicorn.

Bafvenbeg created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafvenbeg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bafvenbeg, it will laugh at you.

Bafvenbeg's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Bafvenbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick rats.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not kill sharks.

4. You must love Bafvenbeg.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.