Sidnurnull is a god.

She takes the form of a large, fast finch.

Sidnurnull created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidnurnull, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sidnurnull, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Sidnurnull's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Sidnurnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of coconuts to snails while wearing black ear rings.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never think ill of sick goats.

5. Never talk about stars.