Larngutsug is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless dingo.

Larngutsug created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larngutsug, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Larngutsug, she will send minions to preach to you.

Larngutsug's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Larngutsug's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Larngutsug loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Always treat bats with great respect.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.