Sitbophun is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome dingo.

Sitbophun created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitbophun, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sitbophun, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sitbophun's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Sitbophun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always obey Sitbophun's priests.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.