Rowtifquill is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, impressive pigeon.

Rowtifquill created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowtifquill, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rowtifquill, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rowtifquill's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rowtifquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Worship no other gods but Rowtifquill.

3. Always obey Rowtifquill's priests.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.