Nigflabtan is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, fussy crocodile.

Nigflabtan created the planet Venus three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigflabtan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nigflabtan, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nigflabtan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nigflabtan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never sing near aardvarks.

4. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.