Sidveenban is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing chicken.

Sidveenban created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidveenban, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sidveenban, he will turn you into a snail.

Sidveenban's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Sidveenban's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never write about optics.

3. You must love Sidveenban.

4. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Sidveenban on top of important buildings.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sidveenban.