Mobwad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, happy walrus.

Mobwad created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobwad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mobwad, she will send minions to preach to you.

Mobwad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Mobwad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near monkeys while wearing yellow tights.

3. Never skip in the presence of shrews.

4. Do not kill gulls.

5. Never paint your head brown.