Mitzagpit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast troll.

Mitzagpit created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitzagpit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mitzagpit, she will remove you from existence.

Mitzagpit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Mitzagpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about swans.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Put Mitzagpit first in all things.