Bopfumteen Libligbansaw is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent hedgehog.

Bopfumteen Libligbansaw created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopfumteen Libligbansaw, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bopfumteen Libligbansaw, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bopfumteen Libligbansaw's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bopfumteen Libligbansaw's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Never think ill of sick bats.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never hurt hamsters.