Safjarnpog is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, astonishing weasel.

Safjarnpog created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safjarnpog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Safjarnpog, he will try to impress you with trees.

Safjarnpog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Safjarnpog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Run away from fawn rats, for they are unholy.

3. You must pray to Safjarnpog five times a day.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Respect your elders.