Wadbapgub Cannadlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful bat.

Wadbapgub Cannadlarn created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Wadbapgub Cannadlarn, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wadbapgub Cannadlarn, it will have a low opinion of you.

Wadbapgub Cannadlarn's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Wadbapgub Cannadlarn's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Wadbapgub Cannadlarn.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not take Wadbapgub Cannadlarn's name in vain.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near snails while wearing blue jumpers and balancing seven silver spheres on your back.

5. Never sing in holy places.