Queeg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, charitable otter.

Queeg created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queeg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Queeg, he will manifest in front of you.

Queeg's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Queeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about spacetime near monkeys while wearing yellow shorts.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.