Bomyogfly is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, fussy scorpion.

Bomyogfly created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomyogfly, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bomyogfly, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bomyogfly's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bomyogfly's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help sick geese.

3. Never paint your arms indigo.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.