Fabfudget is a god.

It takes the form of a large, awesome newt.

Fabfudget created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabfudget, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fabfudget, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fabfudget's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Fabfudget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look after injured birds.

4. Never go into blue rooms.

5. Never wear rings.