Zig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, astonishing slug.

Zig created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zig, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Zig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near swans while wearing orange shoes.

2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

3. Never talk about porpoises.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.