Cen Stigflanarn is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, vain gerbil.

Cen Stigflanarn created vertebrates three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cen Stigflanarn, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cen Stigflanarn, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Cen Stigflanarn's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cen Stigflanarn's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat green fruit.