Donyogdobdam is a god.

It takes the form of a large, uncaring porpoise.

Donyogdobdam created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donyogdobdam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Donyogdobdam, it will remove you from existence.

Donyogdobdam's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Donyogdobdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not keep five birds in a large pit.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.