Pigwegmig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind swan.

Pigwegmig created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Pigwegmig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pigwegmig, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pigwegmig's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Pigwegmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near voles while wearing black hats and balancing eight carbon spheres on your arms.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not run in public.
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