Manflytarmum is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective gorilla.

Manflytarmum created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Manflytarmum, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Manflytarmum, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Manflytarmum's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Manflytarmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Always treat whales with great respect.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.