Fudnegflig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking hydra.

Fudnegflig created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudnegflig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fudnegflig, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fudnegflig's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Fudnegflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never feed spinach to foxes while wearing skirts.