Davcarhim is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong
bird.
Davcarhim created an up quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Davcarhim, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Davcarhim, she will think nothing of it.
Davcarhim's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Davcarhim's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt goats.
2. Never paint your chest green.
3. Never laugh in the presence of whales.
4. Never feed lentils to rats while wearing white skirts.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.