Gab Ragdubpib is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, witless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gab Ragdubpib created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gab Ragdubpib, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gab Ragdubpib, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gab Ragdubpib's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Gab Ragdubpib's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gab Ragdubpib.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Gab Ragdubpib in the centre of the settlement.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Gab Ragdubpib loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.