Cubdonmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent camel.

Cubdonmeg created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Cubdonmeg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cubdonmeg, she will be very sad.

Cubdonmeg's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Cubdonmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near hamsters while wearing pink corsets.