Gamjinvin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking crow.

Gamjinvin created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamjinvin, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gamjinvin, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gamjinvin's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gamjinvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not take Gamjinvin's name in vain.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not speak about carrots.