Gatvonkben is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, competent badger.

Gatvonkben created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatvonkben, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gatvonkben, he will make you grow a tail.

Gatvonkben's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gatvonkben's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never paint your hands orange.

3. Always help geese.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.