Cemfungut is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unjust salamander.

Cemfungut created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemfungut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cemfungut, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Cemfungut's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cemfungut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.