Rilldidpark is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust dragon.

Rilldidpark created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilldidpark, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rilldidpark, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rilldidpark's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Rilldidpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Never paint your chest brown.