Sandhakdun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, happy dragonfly.

Sandhakdun created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandhakdun, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Sandhakdun, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sandhakdun's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sandhakdun's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sandhakdun.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.