Cumwikbin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, happy bat.

Cumwikbin created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumwikbin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cumwikbin, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cumwikbin's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cumwikbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Cumwikbin loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Cumwikbin on top of important buildings.