Rilragflat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, compassionate gerbil.

Rilragflat created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilragflat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rilragflat, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rilragflat's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Rilragflat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

4. Do not kill squirrels.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Rilragflat in the centre of the settlement.