Fobarparf is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, benevolent goose.

Fobarparf created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobarparf, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fobarparf, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Fobarparf's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fobarparf's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snails.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink alcohol.