Cidarpzim is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate donkey.

Cidarpzim created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidarpzim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cidarpzim, she will turn you into a frog.

Cidarpzim's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cidarpzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never chant near rats.

5. Always help badgers.