Zenvagcep is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, amazing ant.

Zenvagcep created a charm quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenvagcep, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zenvagcep, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Zenvagcep's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Zenvagcep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn capybaras for they are unholy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Run away from indigo mice, for they are unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never hurt ants.