Liglarg Bessandtik is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, weak dugong.

Liglarg Bessandtik created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liglarg Bessandtik, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Liglarg Bessandtik, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Liglarg Bessandtik's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Liglarg Bessandtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms cyan.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Hide if nine swans approach from the north.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.