Fligjopgod is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful goblin.

Fligjopgod created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Fligjopgod, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fligjopgod, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fligjopgod's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fligjopgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Never wear blue shirts.